[Carson is building with his pipes. These things have been in near-daily use for the better part of a year now.]
Mom: “What are you
building?”
C: “It’s a drop dropper.”
Mom: “What kind of drops does it drop?”
C:
“Nothing, because I didn’t put anything in it to drop.”
Mom: “What might you
put in it?”
C: “I don’t know; I have to figure out what kind of drop dropper it
is. But now it’s a speckled log hog…"
...soon it turns out
that this contraption “shoots out roasted green speckled frogs, sitting on a
speckled log, eating some most delicious bugs, yum, yum, and then one jumps
into the pool where it’s nice and cool and now I can’t get it to work because
it’s falling off, and you have to help me because the green speckled frog music
is making me feel like I have to shoot green speckled frogs and this is not
letting me! And I have tried everything and it keeps falling off and I can’t shoot
green speckled frogs… This is very difficult and it doesn’t have time to let me
use it, and it just falls down because I didn’t put much legs on it and it only
has one leg and it needs two legs and we need to hunt in the bag for more pieces… I’m gonna need some help with this!”
